NewsRadio, Season 5

[Dave and Mr. James are both relaxing to the white noise machine]

Mr. James:
So, like I was saying, a problem is what you make of it. If you think it's going to be big, guess what it's going to turn out to be?

Dave:
Big.

Mr. James:
Bam.

Dave:
Boom.

Mr. James:
Love it.

Dave:
Same wavelength.

Mr. James:
You got that right.

Dave:
Amen.

Mr. James:
Yeah. Oh, this morning, satellite of mine blew up on takeoff.

Dave:
Hmm. Cost?

Mr. James:
10 million.

Dave:
Result?

Mr. James:
Immense setback.

Dave:
Milk?

Mr. James:
Spilled.

Dave:
Gonna cry over it?

Mr. James:
Not even.

Dave:
Uh uh. Right now, I'm sitting on a rather sharp tack. Have been for about an hour.

Mr. James:
Oooh. That hurts.

Dave:
Life's a bitch...

Mr. James:
...then you die.

Dave:
My...

Mr. James:
...oh...

Dave:
...my.