Ninjago, Season 1: Rise of the Snakes

[The Ninja are flying on their dragons in the sky]

Cole:
Just like old times, hey, Rocky? 

Kai:
 You guys believe what Sensei said about unlocking our full potential?

Jay:
He may be onto something. I mean since we got these Golden Weapons, it's not like we've ever had to use them. I wonder what they do.

Zane:
I for one look forward to the future. If there's more for us to accomplish, let it be.

Cole:
Don't know about you, but is anyone else a little excited about battling Lord Garmadon? I've been looking forward to trying out some new Spinjitzu moves. Could be the perfect opportunity.

Jay:
Ha-ha, race you there?

[The Ninja start racing to Jamanakai village]

Kai:
[spots their destination] Jamanakai Village. First ninja there wins!

[The Ninja speed through the last stretch while approaching Jamanakai Village, they all land at the same time]'

Kai:
Ha-ha! I was first!

Jay:
No! No one was faster than me!

Cole:
Ha-ha-ha, my feet were down before yours!

Zane:
You were all disillusioned! It was clearly me!

[The villagers are screaming and running to their homes, an evil shadow appears and an evil laughter echos through the village, the Ninja prepare for this scenario]

Kai:
Stay sharp, fellas. Whatever happens, never let your guard down.

[The laughter and shadow turned out to be owned by a young boy wearing a black hoodie]

Lloyd:
[laughs evilly] It is I, Lloyd Garmadon! [jumps up on the fountain] I demand all the candy in town... or else!

Jay:
Lloyd Garmadon? I thought we were gonna face Lord Garmadon.

Cole:
It's his son. [Jay sighs] Looks like he escaped his boarding school for bad boys again. And to think we could've been doing Spinjitzu already.

Lloyd:
Uh, uh, give me your candy or else I'll release the Serpentine on you!

[The villagers start booing him, Lloyd attempts the old rubber-snakes-in-a-can trick on them, but naturally, they start throwing vegetables at him]

Lloyd:
No way! I asked for candy, not vegetables! I HATE VEGETABLES!!! [manages to dodge a few, but the sheer amount soon causes him to fall over]

Kai:
He's gonna have to do a lot better than use an old bedtime story to scare people.

Zane:
The Serpentine are real, Kai. They're not something to joke about.

Kai:
Serpentine? Real? We're talking about the ancient race of snake people who once ruled Ninjago and were supposedly locked underground?

Jay:
[squeals] Sealed in five different tombs to separate the worrying tribes and ensure they don't unify to exact their revenge upon those who put them there!

Kai:
It was an old wives' tale, to teach kids not to poke our noses where they don't belong. Don't you think it's a little suspicious no one's ever found one of their tombs?

Cole:
Well that's because you'd be a fool to look for one! If there was anything I hated more than dragons, it was snakes. Rubber or not. [the Ninja approach Lloyd and start to carry him away] Don't worry, folks, we'll take care of this. Nothing to see here.

Lloyd:
Bow down to me, or, suffer my wrath! I'll give you the count of three. One! Two!

Kai:
What are we supposed to do? Spank him?

Lloyd:
Two in a half! [shows to be hanging on a sign with food all over him; screams] YOU JUST MADE ME YOUR NEMESIS! MARK MY WORDS, YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!!

[The citizens laugh at him as Zane buys some candy for him and his comrades]

Cole:
Next time, try paying for your candy.

Kai:
Crime doesn't pay, muchacho. You can take that to the bank.

Jay:
[mocking Lloyd] Mmm, cotton candy.

[Lloyd screams in rage]