Ninjago, Season 1: Rise of the Snakes

Kai:
[to Cole] You couldn't just be happy with the top score, you had to rub it in my face!

Cole:
[to Jay] Do you know how long it took me to make that?! Three days. Three days!

Jay:
[to Zane] It's an unsaid law, okay? You don't touch a man's robot!

Zane:
[to Kai] How am I supposed to strike fear in this? [shows that his ninja suit has dyed pink] IT'S PINK!

[As the ninja argue with each other, Wu enters, sees them and opens the bathroom door to reveal Lloyd; He laughs sinisterly. The ninja stop arguing and see some spices, tools and detergent]

Kai, Cole, Jay, and Zane:
[gasp] You did this?!

Cole:
Boys, I get first dibs on…

Wu:
No dibs. I put him up to this for today's lesson. I wanted to show you the destructive power of rumors and that jumping to conclusions can only lead to trouble. Did you ever think to find out if the accusations were true?

Cole:
Uh, no offense, Sensei, but let me jump to this conclusion: today's lesson is lame.

Jay:
Yeah, why can't you just teach us to paralyze your enemy with one finger, or find out if a man is lying by the twitch of his nose?

Wu:
Because not all lessons are about fighting! And I… misplaced my lesson book.

[Kai sees a book sticking out of Lloyd's back pocket and takes it]

Kai:
You mean this lesson book?

Lloyd:
It was the perfect plan, until you had to show up and mess everything up and-

[Cole closes the door on him]

Nya:
[over the speaker] If you're done fooling around, I could use you guys on the bridge. We do still have a snake problem to attend to. Over and out!

Kai:
It's one thing to let the son of your nemesis live with you, but having my sister here? I mean, come on! I thought this was a NINJA headquarters!

Nya:
You do know I can hear you. Over and out!