Ninjago, Season 2: Legacy of the Green Ninja

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[The ninja arrive at Ninjago City Doomsday Comix]

Cole:
You brought us to a comic book store?

Lloyd:
Trust me. If there's anyone who knows how to defeat a monster that doesn't exist, I know just the person to talk to.

Kai:
We're not coming to pick out your stupid comic, Lloyd! This is serious business.

Jay:
[picks up a comic, gasping] Oh, look, a first edition "Daffy Dale." I used to love that nut growing up. [laughs before clearing his throat] So juvenile.

Lloyd:
Fellas, meet Rufus McCallister, AKA, Mother Doomsday.

Rufus:
Well, if it isn't Lloyd "Hemorrhoid" Garmadon. Sorry if you came looking for the latest "Starfarer," I'm all sold out.

Lloyd:
Wh—Sold out?! Oh, actually, Mother Doomsday, we need help.

Rufus:
Well, colour me intrigued.

Lloyd:
We have a problem. There's a Grundle on the loose and we need to know how to deal with it.

Rufus:
Ah, a theoretical question.

Lloyd:
Yeah, theoretical. Can you help?

Rufus:
Dromaeosaurid Theropod Grundalicus. Although extinct, there has been a plethora of film, television and comics exploring the mythology around the primordial predator. Supposedly, they always get their prey.

Kai:
Sounds like he knows his stuff.

Lloyd:
Can it be stopped?

Rufus:
First thing you need to know is its thick shell-like hide is invincible to swords, scythes, nunchucks, and throwing stars. So your cheap imitations will do nothing to slow him down.

Cole:
Swell.

Rufus:
Second of all, it's nocturnal and will only hunt at night.

Jay:
Oh, good. It's still daylight, so we can relax for a bit. [Rufus looks at him suspiciously before Kai clears his throat] Uh, I meant theoretically.

Rufus:
And the only way to defeat it is with light. Like a vampire, with enough of it, it could potentially destroy him. [shows a display] If I had my weapons of choice, may I recommend the Illuma-Sword? [opens the display case, revealing four purple bladed Illuma-Swords] These are authentic replicas that would come in handy were you to live long enough to actually face a Grundal. And if swords are your thing, maybe I can interest you in an authentic ninja gi, signed by the very ninja that saved the city.

Kai:
Uh, we'll just take the light swords.

Rufus:
Not so fast. This "Starfarer" combo pack can only be won in the Fritz Donnegan Trivia Battle Royale. [points to a fan, dressed like Fritz Donnegan, talking to some cosplayers] You have what it takes to be the best?

Jay:
You can do this, Lloyd.

Lloyd:
Sign me up.

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Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024

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