One Tree Hill, Season 1

Haley:
Luke? Lucas, this is not funny. I told you I don't want to take this shortcut. Lucas? Luke, this is so not cool. Lucas Scott!

Lucas:
Boogie Man!

Haley:
Aah! [punches Lucas in the gut]

Lucas:
Damn it, Haley! You're gonna kill me! You know, Houdini died like that.

Haley:
You deserve it, dumb ass. I told you I don't want to take this shortcut.

Lucas:
Why are you whispering?

[Haley gestures to cemetery]

Lucas:
Haley, these people, they're dead.

Haley:
Yeah, but if you keep yelling, the freaking zombies are gonna get us.

Lucas:
Haley, I gotta tell you something.

Haley:
What's her name and what did you do that you regret?

Lucas:
No. I'm going to Charleston with Keith, Hales.

Haley:
OK, for how long?

Lucas:
Forever. Hales, I'm gonna move there.

Haley:
So you bring me into a creepy cemetery and tell me that you're leaving Tree Hill for good? Luke, who's gonna raid thrift stores with me and lie to the lost and found and claim stupid stuff, huh? Who's gonna do that with me now?

Lucas:
Nathan. And me occasionally. Just not all the time.