One Tree Hill, Season 4

Brooke:
I can't believe Whitey wouldn't let us ride the bus. And thanks to Haley having to pee every other mile, we're gonna be late. This sucks.

Haley:
Brooke, I'm pregnant and I don't feel very well.

Brooke:
That's not why it sucks. It sucks because Peyton's here

Rachel:
You guys really need to work it out. When I was in fat girl therapy- Role play

Haley:
Okay I'll go first. Hi my name's Rachel and I'm a dumb ass who's failing calculus and really likes to hit on married guys.

Rachel:
Good kinda like when I slept with Nathan. Damn that was good

Brooke:
Peyton here: I like to steal boys but I'm afraid to tell them how I feel

Peyton:
Speaking of stealing, hi I'm Brooke I stole my friend Peyton's artwork for my designs and didn't bother to say thank you!

Brooke:
Okay. Peyton here again. Did I mention that if you love me your probably gonna die soon? See mothers 1 and 2.

Haley:
Brooke!

Bevin:
My name's Rachel and I have red hair!

Brooke and Peyton:
Aah!

Haley and Rachel:
Hey!(repeated)

Everyone:
(Screaming)