One Tree Hill, Season 5

Skills:
So, what up, P. Sawyer? You got a plan?

Peyton:
A plan for what?

Skills:
To steal Lucas back. Oh, so I'm the only one thinking like that, huh? Ok, look. Here's the drill. When they say,'does anybody have any reason that this thing shouldn't go down?' Bam! That's you.

Brooke:
They don't do that at real weddings, Skills.

Skills:
They should, though. You know, that's good drama. Anyway. How about this? I say we drug Lindsey first, even though I love her. Then we throw you in the wedding gown, so when Lucas lift up the veil. Bam! It's on.

Brooke:
Um, skills? That gown is tailor-made, so, no. And Peyton is gonna be okay.

Skills:
Right. You know I love you, P. Sawyer, right? But, baby girl, you are so far from okay, man, you ain't even in the same area code. Wait. Maybe Lucas will say the wrong name on the altar just like Ross did on 'Friends'.

Peyton:
Okay. How about this? How about Peyton puts on a nice dress, watches Lucas get married, gets wasted and has drunk, meaningless sex with some guy at the reception?

Brooke:
Yes.

Skills:
Hey, baby, I ever tell you how sexy you look in that dress? Maybe we should head in.

Brooke:
[To Skills] Behave, or I will smack you.