One Tree Hill, Season 8

Julian:
So, Haley's pregnant again.

Brooke:
Yeah. It's gonna be really good for them. She's been so sad since her mom died. Now they'll have a new baby. I'm really happy for her.

Julian:
Mm. Little selfish, though.

Brooke:
Totally selfish. They already have Jamie, and we can't even have one.

Julian:
So greedy.

Brooke:
Maybe we could kidnap this one.

Julian:
Or maybe you could meet me in the bedroom, And I could romance your ovaries some more until they surrender.

Brooke:
"Ovaries" isn't very sexy.

Julian:
No. I know. I'm gonna change.

Knock on the door

Brooke:
At least I have pants on this time.

Brooke opens it

Cop:
Brooke Davis?

Brooke:
I was totally joking about the kidnapping thing.

Cop:
You're under arrest.