One Tree Hill, Season 8

Brooke:
Listen to me... unless you want your baby to be born with a dent in its head the size of my fist, you had better start agreeing with me.

Haley:
Hear that, baby? That's auntie Brooke's way of saying she can't wait to meet you. Hmm!

Sylvia:
Oh, wouldn't this champagne fountain look beautiful at your reception?

Brooke:
It's...not really my taste.

Sylvia:
Well, what kind of wedding doesn't have a champagne fountain?

Brooke:
Mine.

Haley:
Mine, either. I wish it did, though. I do. Brooke, it's so cool. Come on. This is like a fountain of happiness.

Sylvia:
Ahh. That's what I thought, too.

Brooke:
You know, just excuse us for one second. I want to show Haley something.

Haley:
What did you want to show me?

Brooke:
The exit.

Haley:
Why?

Brooke:
I love you, but your hormones are not helping me right now.

Haley:
Fine. But go easy on her, okay? She's so excited for you!

Brooke:
You're doing it again! Go.