One Tree Hill, Season 8

Haley:
I’m a little panicked, can you tell me a story?

Nathan:
Uh, story. Got it. What kind of story?

Haley:
A story, any story.

Nathan:
Alright. Um. Uh, I got nothing.

Haley:
In the history of the world, any story that’s ever been told.

Nathan:
Okay, I’m sorry. All I can think of is the Three Little Pigs… I don’t know why the Three Little Pigs, I have no idea.

Nathan:
Okay, how about this, did I ever tell you the story about the high school clown-

Haley:
Don’t say clown!

Nathan:
I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Jerk. The high school jerk who fell for the beautiful, sarcastic girl who hated clowns. (flashback)...And they fell in love. And they have a son. And soon…

Haley:
They’ll have a daughter.

Nathan:
And they all live happily ever after. I promise.