Out of Control

[Hern has two boxes to open]

Hern:
What about these goodies? Gifts from my adoring public!

Waldo:
This one's from Larry Sorehem. You remember him. You did that story on him. You called him the stupidest man you've ever seen.

[Hern opens the box and receives a boxing glove to the face]

Hern:
I can use that. Remind me to send him a thank you note Waldo.

Waldo:
There's just one more. It's from the Catch 'Em Bill Collection Agency.

Hern:
Oh, uh, hey Waldo, I gotta go to a story on Amusement Parks. You can open this one for me. (leaves)

Waldo:
Thanks Hern. (Opens the box) Ooh, there's a note inside. "Burford, you are two years behind in your payments. To avoid further criminal prosecution, please make pay..." (A pair of handcuffs comes out of the box and handcuffs Waldo to the box) Aah! I'm not Hern Burford! He went to Amusement Parks! He's doing a story! I'm not Hern Burford!! I'm not! HELP!!