Out of Control

[the gang is at the buffet table]

Dave:
Here comes Angela. Let's she how she attacks this food. She's going right for the vegetables and the salads.

Billy Steve Werner:
Ah ha, and what a choice of salads she has Dave.

Dave:
What's in that salad?

Billy:
Dave, now that's called three bean salad which is in fact a misnumber. There are hundreds of beans in there.

Angela:
"To Bean or not to Bean?" That is the question.

Dave:
Pretty healthy Angela. Here comes Waldo. He's loading up on potatoes, rice, spaghetti, rolls, more mashed potatoes.

Billy:
I think he's got enough starch on his plate to start his own laundry huh?

Waldo:
Love those spuds!

Dave:
Of course, here comes Diz. And she's going straight for the desserts.

Billy:
Ain't she sweet?

Diz:
Excellent! I like bright colored things. They don't call it Diz-sert for nothing!

Dave:
And finally, last but least, Hern.

Billy:
I'm leaving.

Hern:
Boy, am I hungry!

Billy:
What's it going to be big guy?

Hern:
[with a huge garbage can lid] Fill er up!

Dave:
Hern, what are you going to do with that?

Hern:
Well, you know, these plates are sorta small. So I'll just have some of this, [takes the entire tray of fried chicken] and some of this. [takes the tray of mashed potatoes] oh boy, good, good, good. And some of this here, [takes the three bean salad] and some of that! [takes a dessert]

Billy:
Delicate fellow isn't he?

Dave:
Well he's kinda off of his feet because of the performance.

Hern:
Hey, can we come back for seconds?

Billy:
Well ordinarily, I would say yes however Hern, thanks to you, we have nothing left.

Hern:
Is that all there is?

Billy:
Oh no, we have plenty excuse me, I'm wrong. This, one toothpick.

Hern:
Thank, I'll take it!

Dave:
Hern's kind of a picky eater. [Hern throws his food at Dave]