Out of Control

Dave:
(announcing) It's Out of Control! And now here he is, the guy you've been waiting for since the beginning of the show...The show just started. Uh, the star of Out of Control, the guy who combs his hair to hide the flat spot on the top of his head,...what?! Dave Coulier! (comes out of the curtain) Guy who combs his hair to hide the flat spot on the top of his head? Uh, hi and welcome to Out of Control and (two images of Dave appear next to him) I'm really glad you could make it to the studio today because we've really missed each other. Uh, wait, let's just start over again. Hi and welcome to Out of Control, the longest show on television, the longest show on television, the longest show on television! Wait a minute, can we fast forward past all this monologue stuff? (speaks in fast forward and laughs) Okay, that's much better. A funny thing happened to me on the way to the show today, I level a mom wow. (sees Waldo holding the cue cards) Waldo, something's really going wrong here, the cue cards are all messed up.

Waldo:
Huh? (sees the cue cards and they all say the same thing.) Oh, is that anything new?

Dave:
Okay, forget the monologue, let's just go to the next thing in the script.

Waldo:
Are you sure?

Dave:
Yeah, let's just go to the next thing in the script.

Waldo:
Okay. (Dumps confetti all over Dave)

Dave:
Waldo! What did you do that for?

Waldo:
Well, it's in the script.