Parks and Recreation, Season 3

Leslie:
I am so proud of all of you! You've worked so hard, you're amazing! So I have a surprise. And it is possibly the best thing to potentially ever happen to anyone anywhere in the history of the universe. Ladies and gentlemen, the world famous Li'l Sebastian!

[Everyone freaks out with excitement]

Ron:
Well done Leslie! Well done!

[Cut to leslie being interviewed]

Leslie:
Li'l Sebastian made his debut at the last Harvest Festival in 1987 and he was an instant phenomenon. For the next few years, Sebastian was the number one boys name in Pawnee...and the number three girl's name!

[Cut back to the office]

Ben:
So what am I missing? What's the deal with this pony?

Tom:
He's not a pony Ben! He's a mini horse, there's a big difference.

Ben:
Well then why is he so famous? Does he do something? What does he do?

Ron:
Son, this horse has an honorary degree from Notre Dame.

Leslie:
We all need to be very careful. Okay remember, this little guy is 25 now. And he has cataracts in both eyes. He has severe arthritis. Jerry's going to look after him.

Jerry:
Yes I am. We are on the same diabetes medication. Are you my Glucotrol buddy!? Are you!?

Leslie:
Isn't it amazing!

Ben:
Yeah I just gotta be honest. I don't know what the big deal is.

Everyone:
...

Leslie:
Get out!