Parks and Recreation, Season 3

Jerry:
[referring to Li'l Sebastian] If they've been missing this long, they're probably dead.

Tom:
Well, if he is, you'll be answering to the whole town. And God.

Jerry:
For the last time--

April:
Jerry, shut up. I can't hear myself not talking to Andy.

Andy:
Ron, can you tell me why April is mad at me?

April:
Ron, can you tell Andy--

Ron:
Andy, she's mad at you because you said 'awesomesauce' instead of 'I love you too.' April, he loves you, stop being a child. Tom, everyone knows you're at fault; blaming Jerry won't save you. Jerry, I know for a fact that you were sucking down funnel cakes when you were supposed to be watching Li'l Sebastian. Now will everyone please apologize to everyone?

Andy:
[to April] I do love you, you know.

April:
You do?

Andy:
Yeah. That's what makes the sauce so awesome.