Parks and Recreation, Season 3
[Ann sees Donna at the same dating event she's at]
Ann:
Donna! Oh my God, I am so excited to see you here! These things are horrible when you're by yourself. [Donna tries to ignore her] ...What?
Donna:
Do you know where you are right now? We're in the jungle. There are no friends here! It's every woman for herself.
Ann:
...You're joking right?
Donna:
Do I look like I'm joking? Dating is a zero sum game. If you get a man, I don't get that man.
Ann:
I'm here because of advice that you gave me to be more adventurous in my life.
Donna:
Here's some more advice. Beat it!
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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