Parks and Recreation, Season 3

[Ann is helping Leslie with her online dating profile]

Leslie:
Yellow haired female likes waffles and news.

Ann:
[typing] Sexy well-read blonde loves the sweeter things in life.

Leslie:
Much better.

Ann:
Hobbies?

Leslie:
Organizing my agenda...Wait that doesn't sound fun. Umm...Jamming on my planner!

Ann:
Favorite place?

Leslie:
Upstairs there's this mural of wildflowers and I like to sit on a bench in front of it.

Ann:
...Really? It could be anywhere in the world. Paris, Hawaii, the Grand Canyon...

Leslie:
Nope. Just the bench in front of the mural.

Ann:
What about like an actual meadow where wildflowers are?

Leslie:
Eww Ann! I'm scared of bees! Mural!

Ann:
Okay what do you think of dogs?

Leslie:
Love!

Ann:
Cats?

Leslie:
Love!

Ann:
Fish?

Leslie:
Love!

Ann:
Turtles?

Leslie:
...No opinion.

Ann:
...

Leslie:
They're condescending.

Ann:
Describe your ideal man.

Leslie:
He's dark and mysterious. And he can sing. And he plays the organ.

Ann:
I think you just described the Phantom of the Opera.

Leslie:
Mmmmm.