Parks and Recreation, Season 3

Leslie:
Hi Joe. I know you're going to take this the wrong way but can I talk to you for a second?

Sewage Joe:
You can do anything to me for any number of seconds.

Leslie:
Hmmm.

Sewage Joe:
Would you like to talk outside in my van?

Leslie:
No here's fine. I was...flattered by what you said earlier. And I was just wondering, what do you look for in a woman?

Sewage Joe:
She can't be in a wheelchair. No canes. No gray hair.

Leslie:
So basically you're just attracted to me because I'm not an old person.

Sewage Joe:
Yeah. And as I aforementioned, you have a killer dumpster.