Parks and Recreation, Season 3

Chris:
I humbly place before you my East meets West, patented Traeger Turkey Burger. An Asian fusion burger made with Willow Farms organic turkey, toasted taleggio cheese crisp, papaya chutney, black truffle aoli and microgreens on a gluten free brioche bun. Enjoy!

Tom:
This tastes as delicious as Beyonce smells...I'm guessing.

Donna:
What is this in here? Saffron?

Chris:
Wow! Somebody's got a sharp palette!

Kyle:
I love the umami flavor.

Jerry:
Stop being so pretentious Kyle!

Kyle:
Sorry.

Ron:
Here's mine. It's a hamburger, made out of meat, on a bun, with nothing. Add ketchup if you want, I couldn't care less.

Chris:
Ron, I am so disappointed. I thought that you and I were gonna have a real challenge.

Tom:
Never mind this is better!

Donna:
Way better!

Jerry:
Mmmmm Mmmhmm!

Andy:
...Kyle?

Kyle:
...Sorry Andy, Ron's is better.

Andy:
Damn it Kyle! [takes a bite of Ron's burger] Oh my God this is so much better it's crazy!

Ron:
Turkey can never beat cow Chris. Sorry.

Chris:
I don't understand. I've tinkered with this recipe for years. Granted it's been along time since I've had a hamburger. [takes a bite of one of Ron's burgers] ...This is better. The commisary will continue to serve horrifying, artery clogging hamburgers.

Everyone:
Yay!