Parks and Recreation, Season 3
[Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker]
Ron:
So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Leslie:
...I did. I broke it.
Ron:
No. No you didn't. Tom?
Tom:
Don't look at me. Look at Ben.
Ben:
What?! I didn't break it.
Tom:
Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Ben:
Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Tom:
Suspicious.
Ben:
No it's not!
Jerry:
If it matters, probably not, but April was the last one to use it.
April:
Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Jerry:
Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
April:
I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Jerry!
Leslie:
Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Ron.
Ron:
No! Who broke it!?
Ben:
Ron...Donna's been awfully quiet.
Donna:
REALLY?!
[Everyone starts arguing]
Ron:
[being interviewed] I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Submitted by wikidude on June 03, 2024
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