Parks and Recreation, Season 3

Parks and Recreation (2009-) is an American comedy television series. It was co-created by Greg Daniels and Michael Schur, part of the creative team on The Office. Despite initial speculation it would be a spin-off of The Office, the two programs ar… more »

[Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker]

Ron:
So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Leslie:
...I did. I broke it.

Ron:
No. No you didn't. Tom?

Tom:
Don't look at me. Look at Ben.

Ben:
What?! I didn't break it.

Tom:
Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Ben:
Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Tom:
Suspicious.

Ben:
No it's not!

Jerry:
If it matters, probably not, but April was the last one to use it.

April:
Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Jerry:
Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

April:
I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that Jerry!

Leslie:
Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Ron.

Ron:
No! Who broke it!?

Ben:
Ron...Donna's been awfully quiet.

Donna:
REALLY?!

[Everyone starts arguing]

Ron:
[being interviewed] I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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