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Parks and Recreation, Season 3

Parks and Recreation (2009-) is an American comedy television series. It was co-created by Greg Daniels and Michael Schur, part of the creative team on The Office. Despite initial speculation it would be a spin-off of The Office, the two programs ar… more »

Chris:
We need to find a new PR Director for the health department. Dennis Cooper was fired today.

Ben:
Why?

Chris:
Short answer, he went bananas. Long answer, his wife Jan had an affair, gave him a venereal disease, so he put signs about her all through city hall. I'm sure you've seen them.

Ben & Leslie:
Oh yeah.

[Cut to Chris being interviewed and reading off the different signs]

Chris:
"Jan Cooper will give you Chlamydia. Brought to you by the Pawnee Health Department."

"Chlamydia affects nearly 100% of Jan Coopers."

"The Department of Health congratulates Jan Cooper, Miss Chlamydia."

"Jan I love you. Please come back. I realize I'm not blameless here. Please. Brought to you by the Health Department."

"Re-elect Jan Cooper, Mayor of Whoreville."

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