Parks and Recreation, Season 3

[Ann walks into her office to find it literally bursting with balloons]

Leslie:
Hey! Ladies and gentlemen for the first time ever at her new part-time job in the health department at City Hall it's Ann Meredith Perkins!

Ann:
Leslie this is so nice!

April:
[popping out of the balloons] I put poisonous gas in one of these balloons so if any of them pops you may die.

Andy:
[popping out of the balloons] No April, we would all die. Gasses fill the volume of whatever container they're in. [looking at the camera] School.

Leslie:
We have activities every hour on your first day. 10am: Ann's First Day Waffle Explosion. 11am: the Start Paperwork Jamboree. And then twelve noon sharp is the Inaugural Da-ANNce Party.

Tom:
[popping out of the balloons] Welcome to City Hall cupcake!

Ann:
How many of you are in here!?

Leslie:
There's seven! And you have an office mate. His name is Stuart and he's kind of a grouch.

Ann:
I have an office mate?

Stuart:
[popping out of the balloons] Get these fucking balloons out of here!

Ann:
...Hi I'm Ann.