Parks and Recreation, Season 4

Leslie:
Basically we are being attacked by Godzilla, and to beat Godzilla, we need Mothra. No offense.

Tammy Two:
None taken. I'm very flattered. Who's this? [referring to Andy] Who's this tall drink of water?

Andy:
Andy...

Tammy Two:
Hey Andy. How's it hanging?

Leslie:
Listen, we need to break Ron from her spell! Can't you just move your butt around or wear a dress made out of meat?

Tammy Two:
Well I could do all of those things, and have, but that bitch is crazy. When Ron left her and we got together, she threw acid on my foot.

April:
Eww!

Andy:
Could we take a peek at it?

Tammy Two:
Listen, Tammy One was my Sunday School teacher too. She can pinpoint your weaknesses and then destroy you with just one word...and a jar of acid.

Leslie Oh my God!

Andy:
I think I have an idea that can save Ron.

April:
Andy...

Leslie:
Don't joke around.

Andy:
I...have ideas too...