Parks and Recreation, Season 4

Woman:
I think I speak on behalf of the entire world when I say we need to know the truth about where you were born.

Leslie:
Okay. Well-

Chris:
Leslie, let me handle this. Does it really matter? I mean how many of you were actually born in Pawnee?

[everyone in the room except Chris raises their hand]

Chris:
..Fair enough.

Leslie:
No matter what you heard ma'am, I was born here.

Old Lady:
If you were so born here, then where's your birth certificate?

Leslie:
Well I don't carry my birth certificate around with me-

Man:
Why!? Because you're hiding something!? You should go back where you came from!

Leslie:
I am back from where I came from!

Man:
That sentence was confusing! You might as well be from China!