Parks and Recreation, Season 4

Ann:
Well, I've made a little progress. I'm up to seven seconds with April.

[cut to Ann trying to talk to April]

Ann:
Hey April, I was looking to get some new music and I was wondering if you could recommend anything.

April:
...The internet.

Ann:
I really like your haircut, where'd you get it?

April:
Prison.

Ann:
How's your sister doing?

April:
She has the shingles.

Ann:
Who's your favorite character on Sex and the City?

April:
Alf.

[cut back to Ann being interviewed]

Ann:
And nine seconds with Ron.

[cut to Ann trying to talk to Ron]

Ann:
You're stranded on a desert island, what's the one thing you bring with you?

Ron:
Silence...

Ann:
...