Parks and Recreation, Season 4

Parks and Recreation (2009-) is an American comedy television series. It was co-created by Greg Daniels and Michael Schur, part of the creative team on The Office. Despite initial speculation it would be a spin-off of The Office, the two programs ar… more »

Leslie:
And that is "Groffle the Awful Waffle," a book I wrote and published on behalf of my education initiative. Any questions?

Little Girl:
How did Groffle cross the syrup river? And why did you call Mr. Newport a jerk?

Leslie:
...I should not have called Nick Newport a jerk because we need to be respectful of all dead people. I mean not Stalin or Hitler...I'm not calling Nick Newport Hitler.

Reporter:
Ms. Knope I have a follow-up to what I'm now deciding to call "Jerkgate." Are there any other deceased members of Bobby Newport's family you'd like to attack?

Reporter:
And quit ducking the waffle question. Did Groffle use a boat of some kind?

Ben:
Alright! That's all the questions for now. Thank you everybody.

Reporter:
Are we to assume that he swam across the syrup river?

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