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Parks and Recreation, Season 5

Parks and Recreation (2009-) is an American comedy television series. It was co-created by Greg Daniels and Michael Schur, part of the creative team on The Office. Despite initial speculation it would be a spin-off of The Office, the two programs ar… more »

Ellis:
[on the phone] Yeah I love cupcakes.

April:
[grabs the phone] Ellis hates you. And he has herpes. [hangs up]

Ellis:
What is your problem?!

April:
My problem is you Smellis. Ben told you to finish the website and if you don't do it I swear to God I'm gonna murder you in your sleep. I know where you live. 14th Street right? I'm gonna get a melon baller and scoop your eyes out and eat them. And your congressman uncle is gonna have to buy you a dog to drag your eyeless face around! Do you understand that?

Ellis:
Yes.

April:
Do it!

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