Parks and Recreation, Season 5

Leslie:
I have an idea. Let's pretend that we're old people and we can ask Ann our grossest, most perverted sex questions. I'll start. [in an old lady accent] I'm an old lady. Why do I need birth control? I haven't had my monthly since LBJ was president!

Ann:
With the elderly we're not so concerned with pregnancy, we're more concerned with disease.

Andy:
[in an old man accent] Do pubic hairs get longer the older you get?

Ann:
I don't think so no.

Andy:
Cause that's happening to me...what should I do?

Donna:
Where can I get lube that is healthy to eat?

Andy:
[in an old man accent] I ran over my testicles with my jazzy scooter.

Leslie:
[in an old man accent] I think you're good to go nursey. I wanna jump on that caboose! Choo-Choo!

Ann:
[to Donna] You should never eat lube... [to Andy] You need to see a doctor immediately... [to Leslie] and I'm sorry sir but you have to be under 40 to ride this train!

Leslie:
Ohh! That's how you do it kids! [High fives Ann]