Parks and Recreation, Season 5

Ann:
Well Well Well, You want to come in to Jerry's party. And why is that?

April:
I need a place to deliver this baby Ann! It's coming out of me right now! I'm pregnant!

Ann:
This is a lovely party, thrown by a lovely man and his lovely family. There's no place for meanies.

April:
Oh forget it I'm coming in.

[April tries to get in but Ann holds her off with ease]

April:
Ow! Get off me! Uhh!

Ann:
You're so weak! Really? I mean I'm barely even doing anything. Are you iron deficient? Let me look at your pulse.

April:
It's because of your man strength! Mann Perkins.

Tom:
Let us in Ann it's cold outside and I can't wear mittens because they're unflattering to my hands!

Ann:
Sorry guys. This is your penance. You can come in if you do something nice for Jerry.

Donna:
Hey! I already did something nice for Jerry. I drove here to take him to Jerry Dinner.

Ann:
Aww Donna! You can come in.

Donna:
Oh okay! [walks inside while the others protest] He He He He! Merry Christmas Bitches!