Party of Five, Season 5

Griffin:
You know, uh, you're a lot better than my old man was. The only person he managed to fool was my sister.

Ned:
How'd you get in here?

Griffin:
My ma, she, uh, she was smart, she just took off, and me, uh, as soon as I got picking up, I just started to hit back.

Ned:
Look, you're gonna have to leave now.

Griffin:
You, uh, you, uh, you manage to fool everybody, huh? Justin, or her brothers, even her.

Ned:
This is my dorm, moron. I mean, there's college cops like 10 feet away.

Griffin:
Sit down! Now, that's the thing, the messing with her head, that's what makes me want to kill you.

Ned:
You know, you're gonna be in a lot of trouble.

Griffin:
You guys are done. You hear me? Cause you're not gonna hurt her anymore. And I don't care how it works, but you're done. And you're not gonna see her anymore, ever.

Ned:
Actually, I am. I'm gonna see her in about 15 minutes.

Griffin:
No, you're not. Cause I'm telling you, if you see her, you're gonna get hurt.

Ned:
It's Valentines Day, Griffin. Like it or not. We're in love.

Griffin:
Are you listening to me?

Ned:
Wanna know what we're doing, on our date?

Griffin:
I'm giving you a fair warning.

Ned:
Strip poker, in her bedroom. I know it's not so romantic, but we did hearts and flowers yesterday.