Peep Show, Series 7

Mark:
Hold on. I didn't think we had any milk.

Jez:
Er... no, we do.

Mark:
No, we definitely don't, cos I couldn't have any Sultana Bran this morning. There's no milk in the fridge, except... oh!

Jez:
Mark, relax.

Mark:
This is Sophie's milk, isn't it?

Jez:
Think of it as lady milk, from the human cow.

Mark:
Jeremy, this... it's... it's one step away from cannibalism!

Jez:
Oh, right, so it's weird to drink milk from someone you know, but to drink milk from another species, some cow you've never met, that's fine, is it?

Mark:
Yes! Yes, it bloody well is!

Jez:
Well, suit yourself. Mmm, luxury milk!