Peep Show, Series 9

Super Hans:
Look, I don't think I've ever said this before, but I've got a huge amount of respect for you, yeah? When UKIP come to round us all up, you'll be there, won't you, at the barricades saying "No"?

Mark:
Oh, that's... that's very nice of you to say, Hans.

Super Hans:
Yeah. So, it's like this. I want you to be best man at my wedding.

Mark:
Best Man? What about Jez?

Super Hans:
Molly hates him. I need a... norm. And you, well you're a real meat and potatoes, straight up and down, Beef Wellington, don't trust the Argies, dick in the vagina, Cheddar Cheese and Chicken Tikka Masala man.

Mark:
...Thank you? (There is nothing that could persuade me to strap myself to the huge, flaming Super Hans wedding zeppelin with a gang of drugged-up goons.)