Perfect Strangers

Larry:
Let's make believe that this is Tony's Mambo Room. Balki, you're seeing me for the first time since I kicked you out. [ Balki takes a seat on the chair and Larry grabs the throw from the back of the couch and wraps it around his shoulders. Mr. Twinkacetti sits on the end of the couch to watch closely]

Balki:
This is how you have to act if you want to get your wife back. [Larry walks across the room in a sultry manner, then eyes Balki as Balki returns the look. Larry acts coy. Balki gets to his feet and reaches out to Larry] Edwina, you look lovely this evening. [Larry takes Balki's hand and steps closer] That dress brings out your eyes.

Mr. Twinkacetti:
I'm gonna throw up. [He gets up]

Balki:
[sternly] Sit down, Turnip! [Mr. Twinkacetti obediently does so]

Larry:
[in a feminine voice] Donald . . . the Mambo Room. How sweet of you to remember.

Balki:
How could I forget, my pet? [He and Larry step closer. Larry turns his back to Balki and they take two steps forward in unison. Balki then pulls Larry to one side] It seems like only yesterday . . . you're as beautiful as you were then. [He pulls Larry to the other side] No! I'm wrong! You're even more beautiful!

Larry:
I am?

Balki:
You are.

Larry:
I am?

Balki:
You are.

Larry:
I am?

Balki:
You... Of course you are, don't be ridiculous.

Larry:
Donald, I forgot how romantic you could be. How could I ever have kicked you out? [He gasps and looks straight into Balki's eyes] Take me!

Balki:
I don't think so. — "Since I Lost My Baby", Season Two