Phil of the Future, Season 1

Phil:
What's goin' on?

Lloyd:
I'm thinking about takin' one of those old-fashioned road trips, just me and your mom headin' down the highway, wind in our hair, backseat full of snacks.

Phil:
Oh, rewind. That means you're leaving me home w-w-with...That.

Lloyd:
Pim, what do you think you're doing?

Pim:
Just bustin' stuff.

(Thud)

Pim:
What do you think you're doing?

Phil:
Mom and dad are going away for the weekend.

Pim:
Yes! Pim's home alone!

(Brakes Squeal)

Pim:
I'll miss you.

Lloyd:
No. You won't be home alone. You'll be with Phil.

(Record Needle Scratches)

Lloyd:
And he's in charge.

Pim:
I'm sorry. My ears are still ringing for some jackhammerin' I was doin' earlier.

(Jackhammer)

Pim:
You said what, now?

Lloyd:
You heard me, Pim. Phil's in charge. he's older, he's more responsible, and he doesn't spend his weekends bustin' up stuff.

(Clatter)

(Cat Yowls)

Pim:
But, dad, I--

Lloyd:
Pim, we're not gonna talk about this anymore.

Phil:
Uh, dad, can--can--can we talk about this a little more?

Lloyd:
Sure.

Phil:
See, I don't think that Pim really needs a baby-sitter. I think she needs more a zookeeper.

Lloyd:
Son--

Phil:
No, no. A whole team of zookeepers with muzzles and high-powered hoses and tranquilizer guns.

Lloyd:
Okay, okay, here's the deal. I know being in charge is a lot of work, but if you keep a lid on things and you watch your sister and you get your chores done, i'll make it worth your while.

Phil:
No way.

Lloyd:
Yes way. The afterburner. It's yours.

Phil:
What are you standing around for? Go! Scram! Get packin'. Come on. This weekend's gonna be smooth.