Phil of the Future, Season 1

Barbara:
Now, don't forget. There's a list of emergency numbers on the fridge, and here's a list of chores we'd like you to do. Um, rake the leaves, clean out the garage, and do the recycling.

Phil:
No problemo.

Curtis:
(Growls and Snorts)

(Fly Buzzing)

Barbara:
Oh, and don't forget to give curtis his B-A-T-H.

Curtis:
Huh?

Pim:
Oh, you mean his bath.

Curtis:
Heehh! (Muttering Frantically) No take a bath!

(Jet Engine Screams)

(Crash)

(Glass Breaks)

Barbara:
Ohh.

Pim:
Aw, nutsicles. That's why you spelled it.

Lloyd:
This is a disaster!

Barbara:
What's the matter?

Lloyd:
I can't find the car keys! Everybody fan out! Phil, Pim, you gotta scour the living room. We gotta find these keys. We gotta(Thier in his hand)--good work, everybody. So, Barb, you're excited about the road trip? You know, I rented a convertable.

Barbara:
"Psyched" isn't the word. "Nervous" is the word.

Lloyd:
All right, kids. I love you. We'll see ya.

Pim:
Love you.

Barbara:
I love you, baby. Be good. Be good.

Pim:
Bye, mom.

Barbara:
Take care of her.

Lloyd:
Honey, can you get that big suitcase for me?

Barbara:
Hey, that--I will call to check in around 4:00. Pim, mind your brother. Ohh, Lloyd, this is yours!

Phil:
Bye!

Barbara:
Bye, guys! Behave yourself.

Phil:
So...

Pim:
So...

Phil:
Hey, uh, about these chores, there's not many of them, so i'll just do 'em. We cool?

Pim:
We're cool...

(Car Horn Honks)

Pim:
But when i'm done with you, you'll be so cool not even that precious afterburner will be able to warm you up.

Curtis:
Teeyah makkah?

Pim:
What?!

Curtis:
Teeyah makkah.

Pim:
Curtis, you're in America now. Speak english.

Curtis:
"Beek engrish."