Phil of the Future, Season 1

Tia:
That's perfect, Seth. Thank you. Whoa. Walk away. Uh, earth to Seth.

Seth:
Oh! Sorry.

Keely:
I'll take some pepper, Seth.

Marla:
And even though the sun's set, you've filled my heart with light.

Phil:
Uh...David Butler Thurmond.

Marla:
Aah! Aren't you clever? Oh, shug, you got a dangler. I think It's puddin'. All better. See ya after school.

Tia:
Uh, hello...Yeah, what was that about?

Phil:
What? Oh, Marla. Yeah, we're gonna study together for Ginsberg's poetry test.

Keely:
Phil, do you like that girl?

Phil:
Like her? No, you mean like--no, I barely know her.

Tia:
Yeah, well, she likes you.

Phil:
I don't think so.

Seth:
Phil, I'm the last guy to get stuff. But I think Tia's right. That Marla likes you!

Phil:
Guys, she dropped one of her books, and I gave her a hand. That's all.

Keely:
Phil, let me clue you in. When you do things for a girl, they have meanings.

Phil:
Like what?

Keely:
Like, if you carry her books, that means you're interested.

Tia:
If you open the door for her...

Keely:
That means you're interested, but currently seeing someone.

Tia:
Giving somebody cuts in line...

Keely:
Front cuts mean you think she's cute. Back cuts...

Both:
Let's be friends.

Seth:
Oh, don't worry. I'm jotting all this down for us.

Phil:
Great.