Phil of the Future, Season 1

Phil:
I don't know what to do. See, if I tell Marla that I don't like her, then...It'll hurt her feelings.

Lloyd:
Son, It's a good thing you came to me. This is what you call a classic father-son moment.

Phil:
Really? You mean girls had crushes on you when you were growing up?

Lloyd:
No, but they did on my old college roommate rex.

Phil:
Rex, rex...Isn't that the guy mom almost married?

Lloyd:
Let's not go there. Anyway, he had so many girls chasing him, he used one of these.

Phil:
Ah, one of those old-fashioned DNA scramblers.

Lloyd:
Yep. I never go anywhere without this thing.

(Beeps)

Lloyd:
Oh, they're a hoot at parties. I'll make you look so strange, Marla'll be running for the hills.

Phil:
Great! Thanks, dad.

Lloyd:
Hey, remember when I used it on your uncle Milt, made his lips look like a fish?

Phil:
Yeah, you really lightened up his funeral.

Lloyd:
That's what I'm saying, yeah.