Phil of the Future, Season 1

Phil:
(Knocks)

Keely:
Phil, what's going on?

Phil:
Keely, It's getting out of hand. I either have to marry Marla or leave town.

(Cats Meowing)

Phil:
What was that?

Keely:
My mom and her friends are having a cat circus. Don't ask.

Phil:
Marla says she loves me for what's on the inside. (Scoffs) Does that stink, or what?

Keely:
(Laughs)

Phil:
Keely, It's not funny and It's not fair. Girls have all these rules, and we're supposed to figure out what they are.

Keely:
Are you kidding? It's not easy for us, either.

Phil:
Well, I have absolutely no idea what's going on in Marla's head.

Keely:
Phil, sure, you do. She thinks you're cute, funny, and sensitive. The problem is she doesn't know what's going on in your head.

Phil:
What am I supposed to do? Be like Tia and kick her to the curb?

Keely:
(Sighs) It's probably best just to be yourself. You're cute, funny, and sensitive. You know, guide her to the curb.