Phil of the Future, Season 1

(Bell Ringing)

Pim:
Berwick! Let me guess what's going on here. Hot coffie, sports section, standing outside Mr. Hackett's office...You're either a: Loopy, B: The world's biggest, kiss-up, or C: A combo platter.

Debbie:
Pim, I do this for all my teachers. In fact, would you like to run up a pastry to Miss Soletti's office?

Pim:
Uh, no.

Mr. Hackett:
I know it's expensive, but i have to have the operation.

Debbie:
Eavesdropping is wrong for 7 reasons, and i'll explain why. First--

Pim:
(Hushed Voice) Debbie, shush!

Mr. Hackett:
Well, if i don't have the operation, my life will be worthless. Just a big zilch-o.

Debbie:
Oh, my gosh! Pim, Mr. Hackett is sick and needs an operation. You know what this calls for? A fund-raiser!

Pim:
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Every time someone needs help, you're all "I'll help you," and i'm all "Get over it," and you're all, "To the fund-raising mobile!"

Debbie:
Okay, Pim. That's okay. Fund-raising isn't for everybody.

Pim:
What is she saying? That i can't fund-raise? Well, it's on, Berwick!

Debbie:
What's on?

Pim:
Stop that.

Mr. Hackett:
The only procedure i can afford is the 106. Yeah, that's not a hair replacement system. That's a toilet seat cover parted down the middle. No, no, no...I want it. Yeah, okay. Uh, I will still attract big norwegian women, like the guy on the cover, right? Oh, Maurice, you hound dog!