Phil of the Future, Season 1

Principal:
All right, Johnson, you're next. Get in here!

Keely:
Sometimes i dream i'm married to Mr. Potatohead...And we live in a 2-bedroom condo in boca raton, florida.

Phil:
What?!

Keely:
And i want to be a doctor, but he wants me to stay home and take care of our 5 spuds.

Phil:
So...Why are you telling me this?

Keely:
Because it's my deepest, darkest secret. And because i know what's going on. I found this in the goop.

Phil:
What?! It's not--it's not mine.

Keely:
"Property of P. Diffy"? Phil, so what? You have 4 toes. You don't have to hide things from me.

Phil:
Really?

Keely:
Yeah. You spent the last 3 days lying and acting all weird and throwing tomatoes at me just because of a...Pinky toe?

Phil:
It does feel kinda good toe get my toe off my chest.

Keely:
(Chuckles) Phil, you're my best friend. Just promise me no more secrets. You and i are on a...100% honesty pact. Deal?

Phil:
Deal. Wait. Uh, there's...One more thing.

Keely:
What is it? Don't worry.

Phil:
(Sighs) The reason i have 4 toes is because where i'm from, everyone does. I grew up over 100 years from now. I'm from the future.