Phil of the Future, Season 1

Mr. Hackett:
I'm telling you, Maurice. I am loved here. The students are standing in line to hand me jars of money. Which is, of course, what allowed me to upgrade to the 211.

Debbie:
Excuse us, Mr. Hackett, but we wanted to wish you good luck on--what is growing out of your head?

Pim:
Wait a minute. That's your operation? I busted my hump so you could get a wig?!

Mr. Hackett:
It's not a wig. It's the lorenzo lamas.

Debbie:
Uh, no disrespect, Mr. Hackett, but i'm going to have to give my money to a needier charity.

Pim:
Yeah, ditto. I'm giving mine to the Pim Diffy needs a high-definition TV foundation. You disgust me.

Mr. Hackett:
Hey, wait a minute. How am i supposed to pay for this? I mean, Maurice, I can pay for this. Just, you know, maybe not all at once. What are you doing? Don't get quiet on me, Maurice. Don't leave! Maurice? I'm only 1/2 a lamas.