Phil of the Future, Season 1

Phil:
Hey, Dad? I'm pretty sure the hoses in this century aren't thought-activated. you gotta actually squeeze the handle.

Lloyd:
Thanks a load, Smarty Trousers. See, every day at this time an ill-mannered dog drops by and leaves a fresh present on our lawn. Today, i'm gonna let him know how i feel about that.

Phil:
Gotcha. So, while we're waiting, my chance i could borrow 100 bucks to see a concert?

Lloyd:
Festapalooza, huh?

Phil:
Yeah, you saw the skywriter?

Lloyd:
Yeah, I was trimming my nose hairs in the backyard. I looked in the mirror, and i saw it. I thought it said azoolapatsef. Anyway, sorry, Son. You gotta earn that money on your own.

(Dog Barking And Yelping)

Lloyd:
Aw, nut sticks! He did it again! I hate cleaning up after this hound.

Phil:
Hey, Dad...I'd be happy to clean it up for you.

Lloyd:
Really?

Phil:
For 100 bucks. 2 bucks?

Lloyd:
You got a deal, Mister.

(Cash Register Clings)

Lloyd:
I don't know why people have so many dogs around here. That's what dogs do, you know. Dog...Dog doo. (Laughs)

Phil:
Pleasure doing business with you.

Lloyd:
You, too. Thank you.

Phil:
No. Thank you. I think you just gave me a great idea.

Lloyd:
Uh...Honey!