Phil of the Future, Season 1

Keely:
So, what's this business idea of yours?

Phil:
All right. What's the one thing that pickford is bustling with?

Keely:
Tomatoes.

Phil:
Tomatoes, and...Dogs! Huh? Little ones, big ones, skinny ones, fat ones.

Keely:
Hairy ones, bald ones, small ones, tall ones. Sorry. I thought we were playing a word game.

Phil:
And what's the one thing that all dogs have in common?

Keely:
(Gasps) They...You know. Ugh.

Phil:
Exactly! At least once a day! And all owners hate to scoop. That's where we come in. We do the job that no one wants to do.

Keely:
Okay, but can't we offer more service than that?

Phil:
More service?

Keely:
Phil! I can't just go to a dog's house and not play with them.

Phil:
Fine. We are a full-service doggy day care. See, the way i figure it, we can have those festapalooza tickets in a couple of days.

(Brakes Screech)

Tia:
Hey, Guys. I just got my ticket. Oh, are you guys still coming to the concert?

Phil:
Absolutely. Hey, we just started a doggy scooping business. What to join?

Tia:
And...I'm out.

Keely:
It's not just poop! We're full service!

Phil:
Hey, her loss, right? We're gonna have fun. We'll be our own bosses. We'll be out in the fresh...Almost fresh air! Which reminds me, I actually got Curtis to do some of the dirty work. Hey, C-Man! (Chuckles)

Curtis:
(Speaks Gibberish)

Phil:
I think it just may be his calling.