Phil of the Future, Season 1

Keely:
Mad Max, we're sorry. We didn't mean to disturb you.

Phil:
But the thing is, if you back up a few feet. We'll be on our way. All right? have a nice day. We'll see you later. Bye-bye.

Mad Max:
(Male Voice) Yeah, right. Have a nice day. I got a tick the size of a cockapoo. My master, he want off to college.

Keely:
Your master left you?

Mad Max:
Yeah, he was my best friend. Now i just feel like biting something.

Phil:
Uh, well, i'll tell you, Max. We'll be your friends, huh?

Mad Max:
Hmm. Why would you want to be my friend?

Keely:
Because you seem like a fun guy. Not fun in a laugh-out-loud kind of way, but more of a pleasant grumpiness.

Mad Max:
(Male Voice) Really?

Phil:
Sure. So it's settled, huh? We'll come by and see you tomorrow. Let us down without...Eating us. Thanks.

Keely:
See you tomorrow, Maximilian!

Mad Max:
(Male Voice) Wow! No one ever calls me Maximilian anymore.

Phil:
Well, we do, 'cause we're your friends. Let's get out of here.

Keely:
Yeah.

Mad Max:
Yo, aren't you forgetting something? Hey, I left you a little present. I'm sorry. I didn't have time to wrap it. (Chuckles)

Phil:
You want to get this one? 'Cause my hands are full.