Phil of the Future, Season 1

Mad Max:
(Growls)

Phil:
(Stutters) How did you get in here?

Mad Max:
(Barks)

Phil:
Oh, right. I'm sorry.

Mad Max:
(Whimpering) (Male Voice) I let myself in. Oh, Phil, I gotta talk to you.

Phil:
All right, but make it quick, all right? I'm headed off to festapalooza.

Mad Max:
So i found out this morning that Jimmy's not coming home from college this weekend.

Phil:
Jimmy...Oh, right, your master. Oh, gee, that's too bad. I am sorry about that, Man.

Mad Max:
I tell you, I am so bummed. I've been drinking toilet water all day.

Phil:
Oh, Max, i've tried that, and it's not the answer.

Mad Max:
(Whimpers)

Phil:
Hey, would a head scratch help?

Mad Max:
It wouldn't hurt. Oh, yeah, that's good. Now the ears. Now the neck.