Phil of the Future, Season 1

Keely:
I got my travel wipes, and 2 quarters duct-taped to my calves in case my cell phone doesn't work.

Frog:
(Ribbit) (Ribbit)

Phil:
What about that giant foam finger of yours?

Keely:
(Gasps) Chunks and scraps! I forgot it!

Frog:
(Ribbit Ribbit)

Keely:
Phil, is there a frog following us?

Frog:
(Ribbit)

Phil:
He's probably trying to follow us to the concert.

Frog:
(Croaks) (Croaking)

Keely:
Use the wizard on him.

Frog:
(Croaking)

Phil:
Okay, but i'm not sure it'll work on amphibians.

Frog:
I've been looking all over for you, Guys. Mad Max is straight buggin'!

Keely:
Really? What's wrong with him?

Frog:
I don't know. He busted out of his crib. Said nobody cares. Talkin' about makin' a fresh start somewhere.

Phil:
But he just came by to see me. I thought he was going home.

Keely:
Wait, Phil, you knew he was upset, and you just left him?

Phil:
No! No, I mean...I gave him a sock.

Keely:
He could get lost! He could get hurt!

Frog:
Yo, he could get jacked.

Keely:
Yeah, he could get jacked!

Phil:
All right, Keely, we'll go to the concert. Then, after we get back, if he's still gone, we'll go and look for him.

Keely:
(Sighs) Do what you want. I'm outta here.

Phil:
Wait, no...Keely! But he's just a dog!

(Mechanical Whirring)

(Horn Honking)

Tia:
Yoo-hoo! Yeah, the concert's this way. If she's going home to change outfits...I don't blame her.

Phil:
No, she's all upset about this dog Max. I--I don't know what she's so freaked out about.

Tia:
That's Keely. I've known her since the first grade. Yeah, she probably thinks she's doing the right thing.

Phil:
The--The right thing?

Tia:
(Sighs) See, Phil, there are 2 types of people in this world--people like Keely, who are always thinking about other people. Then there are people like us, who i call...Happy people.

Phil:
So you can't...Do the right thing and be happy?

Tia:
Well, all i know is my way works. Hey, now, you probably won't be able to get backstage. So i'll see you back at school on...Monday. At lest let me sell your tickets! (Scoffs) Unhappy person.