Pinky and the Brain, Season 3

[Three policemen jump out of the way as the man drives a pick-up truck and stops. Sloane, Brain, Pinky and the reporters watch with surprised looks. As the reporters chatter in confusion, the man gets out of the truck]

Man:
Don't worry, little guy, I'll save you from those big government fellas!

Brain:
No! We don't need to be saved!

[He and Pinky gasp as the man grabs them and runs back to his truck, taking them in with him]

Man:
Well, Big Jake is going to save you anyway, whether you like it or not!

[The man, now named Big Jake, or more shortly known as Jake, drives off as three more policemen jump out of the way. Sloane picks up the document]

Sloane:
Hey! Aren't you going after him?

[Two policemen glance at each other before running off. Three police cars chase Jake's truck]

Brain:
What are you doing? Who are you? Are you mad?

Jake:
You don't have to thank me. This is just like when the black helicopters took away Heshimu. Y'all remember Heshimu?

[Pinky shrugs at Brain as if saying, "I don't remember."]

Jake:
Of course not, they don't want you to remember! The people thought he disappeared in Sumatra with a big gerbil! Actually, he tried to borrow the elephant man's skeleton!

[Jake pulls the lever and pushes the gas pedal with his foot as his truck goes faster, causing Brain and Pinky to hit the window. Two police cars block Jake's path but he takes a shortcut off a cliff as the mice scream]

Jake:
Mr. Whipple wasn't the tidy bowl man! I'm telling you, he was not the tidy bowl man!

[Brain and Pinky are pressed onto the seat as if hanging on for dear life]

Pinky:
Make it stop, Brain! Make it stop!

Brain:
This guy is one green maraschino cherryshire of a fruit cake, Pinky. Let's get outta here!

[Brain opens the door of the truck, causing him and Pinky to fly out of here while screaming. They bounce on the grassy field when they see a police car heading straight for them. Its tire rolls over them and launches them into a sign reading:
"Welcome to Virginia". Pinky spots something in the sky]

Pinky:
Narf! I see an angel coming for us.

[Brain stands up looking dizzy]

Brain:
I see clams. Big shirtless clams.

Pinky:
No, Brain, really.

[A bald eagle swoops down and grabs the duo in its talons then flies off. A helicopter hits the eagle, causing it to drop Pinky and Brain. Back with Jake]

Jake:
And they say those UFOs are just pie plates. Well, they are pie plates! Alien pie plates!

[Brain and Pinky fly back into the truck]

Jake:
And whatever happened to eating track tapes? It's a conspiracy, you know?!

Brain:
Uh-huh.

[The truck drives out of sight]