Pound Puppies

Katrina:
(laughs evilly) At last! The Cage Catapult is ready for action. Cooler and his canines won’t get away next time!

Brattina:
All right. All ready with the gunky gizmo, Mommy Dearest. Come and see all the stinky puppies we caught...now!

Katrina:
Oh all right, Brattina! Show me the dogs. How many miserable mongrels did you catch?

Brattina:
Almost a hundred icky-poo smelly dogs.

Katrina:
A hundred dogs?! Why, Brattina, I could kiss you!

Brattina:
Eww! Gross. No thanks. I’d rather have a Suzy Spit-up Doll.

Katrina:
For a hundred dogs, I’ll get you a dozen Suzy Spit-up Dolls. (She realizes that the dogs are gone) What?! These cages are empty!