Pound Puppies

Beezer:
Boy, am I bored? Bored, bored, bordy bored, bored. I’m so bored, I could scream. (screams)

Whopper:
Ahoy, Beezer! How can you be bored with us? All kinds of fun stuff to do around here.

Beezer:
Oh. (yawning) Oh yeah? Like what?

Whopper:
Like, uh, well, let’s see. Like swinging through the jungle for instance?

Beezer:
I think your flea color’s on too tight, Whopper. What jungle?

Whopper:
I’ll show ya. See my jungle treehouse here?

Beezer:
That’s just your dumb old boring doghouse.

Whopper:
Yeah, but you can pretend it’s anything you want! Watch this!