QI, Series Five [E]

Stephen Fry:
Where do you put your ladder if you want it to go into space?

Rich Hall:
On top of a spaceship. With a flag hanging on it, so other spaceships don't follow you too closely.

Bill Bailey:
It's a conceptual question. How about this: Up against the wall of silence.

Stephen Fry:
You should have railings build around you and people come and worship you as a kind of modern Buddha. You've got the look, I have to say.

Bill Bailey:
Oh, thank you very much.

Stephen Fry:
Buddha look.

Bill Bailey:
Rural Buddha [in a West Country accent] Wisdom...and cheap cider.

[after several hare brained schemes have been proposed by the panellists]:

Bill Bailey:
How about this: You could just...imagine.

Stephen Fry:
Oh Bill, that is so beautiful.

Bill Bailey:
'Tis the wisdom of the rural Buddha.

Sean Lock:
The Dalai Farmer.